The World's Scribe

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

Comedian Convention

Me: I want to go to Comic Con but I’ve got no-one to go with!
Dad: What is it?
Me: It’s a comic convention.
Dad: Oh, I’ll go with you! It sounds like something I’d enjoy!
Me: What?
Dad: It depends who is performing though.
Me: What?
Dad: Which comedians are there?
Me: …
Mum: …
Dad: …
Me: As in comic books. Not comedians.
Dad: Oh, right.
Me: You know, a mistake like that would explode tumblr.
Dad: What’s tumblr?
Me: *explodes with laughter*

My mum even laughed!!! I think parents need to be looked after more than their children.

Sam and Dean’s Super Happy Fun Times

Watching Supernatural with my boyfriend (introducing him to the wonder of it) and Dean says the word supernatural…

Me: Oooh, they said the title!
Adam: Well yes. It is about supernatural things, they’re going to say the title a fair few times. I mean, it’s not like it’s called Sam And Dean’s Super Happy Fun Times!

And this is why I love him.

themindofshmell:

Someone should photoshop the cup with the caption ” don’t cry for me, Argentina”

deadsmondmiles:

sherlockedat221bbakerstreet:

Same sex marriage is now legal in Britain
*whisperes* Johnlock

*whispers* real living people with real rights and real feelings that are infinitely more important than your fetishized fictional couple

YES deadsmondmiles!!!
The World Cup final just got far more intense.

The World Cup final just got far more intense.

folieasherlock:

name shocks everywhere in this episode

drunk-watson:

#true story

drunk-watson:

#true story

folieasherlock:

christmas with the holmes boys